Is that your comma?

It’s National Punctuation Day!

It’s called “punctuation” and it’s your friend!
Please correctly punctuate the following sentence:

A woman without her man is nothing

You can use whatever form of punctuation you desire, but you may not add or remove words. Punctuation is powerful, and can create very different meanings for that simple sentence above.

And, stolen from the pages over at the National Punctuation Day site (check out the truly interesting “love letter”):

Let’s eat, mommy.
Let’s eat mommy.

Quality service and attention to detail.
Quality, service, and attention to detail.

Don’t use commas, which are not necessary.
Don’t use commas which are not necessary.

Giant moving, sale Friday
Giant moving sale Friday

Punctuate this paragraph:
That that is is that that is not is not thats it that is.

Why punctuation is important to one’s sex life:

1. Pre-marital sex: What some people have before marriage.
2. Extra marital sex: What some people have in a happy marriage.
3. Extra-marital sex: What people have in a not-so-happy marriage.

If you’re having a lot of #3, you’re probably not having a lot of #2. It all depends where you place the hyphen.