Musical hell…

It’s taken me a while to decide whether or not to write or even post this… Why? Well… first I had to wrap my head around the level of wrong, then I had to decide whether or not I wanted to admit that I actually know (some) country music. ummm….. So… shopping for Super Bowl……

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Boo! Whatcha doin’ for Halloween…

It’s my favorite time of the year… the heat of summer is starting to fade. The nights are getting just a bit chilly. It’s time to open the windows and let some fresh air in. It’s also time to start planning what we’re going to do for Halloween. We like the annual Lantern Parade, and…

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Tales from the Pink Palace… Or the story of a mammogram

Warning – girly topic! Guys, if you don’t want to hear about boobs in a clinical light, stop reading NOW! I warned you! I finally got my shit together and had a screening mammogram. Yeah, yeah… shoulda been done years ago. Whatever. What woman wants to volunteer to have her boobs smashed into pancakes? But…

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Hey Facebook! What’s up with this weird stuff?

So hey facebook, thanks for the cool new update to my profile and timeline (I think). I usually keep my music tastes, movie choices and stuff like that empty for a reason. Now you’ve dumped them onto my profile in this sort of unavoidable way. Oh wait, yeah, I can avoid it – by “removing”…

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Dear Ulta… a tale of electronic orders

Dear Ulta, You were my first beauty store love. Seduced by the joys of your convenient location, I was immune to the charms of Sephora. I ignored the minor problems and signs of trouble, but then I moved. Suddenly, we were forced into a long-distance relationship and the problems magnified. I discovered that you were…

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Lucifer’s Testicles… the new children’s toy?

OK, I’ll admit when I’ve been had… So there I was reading from the Freshly Pressed list when I found this post on funny book covers. Hey, it was hysterical, what can I say? It was also disturbing because, well… I found myself seriously hoping some of the titles were jokes… Because if one in particular wasn’t, it was going…

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The funniest spam comment ever…

Ahem… what? people make spam comments? So… would an example of that be, oh, maybe… this comment? givenchy outlet store Submitted on 2012/11/21 at 5:47 pm Nine times out of Ten I will guess this site is powered by Blogengine. Mostly because there are a lot of not really related comments people posted. You do run…

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