Denim Dilemma: A Shopping Experience

After my failure to find jeans when I went shopping for summer clothes, I psyched myself up to spend a day doing nothing but denim shopping. I knew it would be frustrating, and could possibly end in failure. This is why I psyched myself up for it. To read the results of that trip, check…

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Denim Dilemma: Finding Jeans that Fit

  Jeans… A word that can strike fear and trepidation in the hearts of women. Second only to “swimsuit season”, the very idea of jeans shopping is something few look forward to*. If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you likely have seen my recent posts about shopping for both jeans and swimsuits. Surprisingly,…

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Have you seen my butt?

Apparently, my butt is hanging around some pretty shady places… Amid all the posts I’ve done that have been picked up by other blogs, borrowed and outright stolen, my “Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Fat” post has been the most pilfered. Sometimes, I’m nice about it – I don’t mind sharing if I’m…

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Do these jeans make my butt look fat?

No, honey, your butt is just fat, it’s not the jeans, trust me! No woman in her right mind should ever ask her man that question. And no man who values his masculinity would ever give that answer. I never ask, and my honey never answers. I know I need to lose a few –…

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