I’ve been reading a fabulous blog written by a woman whom I will come right out and say makes me envious! She’s a beautiful lady, married to an incredibly sexy looking man (and obviously deeply in love), and they’ve produced a quartet of incredibly cute children. Okay, so what, right? Well, she can also cook,…
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Do these jeans make my butt look fat?
No, honey, your butt is just fat, it’s not the jeans, trust me! No woman in her right mind should ever ask her man that question. And no man who values his masculinity would ever give that answer. I never ask, and my honey never answers. I know I need to lose a few –…
Read MoreWho gave me all of this crap?
Have you ever wondered about those gifts from the song “The 12 Days of Christmas”? And since the lines repeat, does that mean that on Day 1, the lover gave a Partridge in a Pear Tree, and on Day 2, gave Two Turtle Doves and yet another Partridge in a Pear Tree, etc, etc, ad…
Read MoreGeography makes all the difference!
On my visit to Duluth, coffee addict that I am, I discovered a coffee shop that was both incredibly cool and – for me at least – chuckle inducing. You see, I live in Southern California, where the name of this place would be likely to incite riots. Beaner’s Central is a cool little coffee…
Read MoreDuluth will never be the same….
Anyone who knows, and I mean really knows, any of my immediate family (including Yours Truly here) and especially anyone who has ever seen us all together, knows that we’re a rather, ah… interesting group of people. Add to that equation a bit of alcohol and you might be in for a rollicking good time,…
Read MoreCalifornia Burning
Yep – I’m in the middle of it. Our home is safe, we’re not really that close to any danger areas – but we’ve got fires going on three sides of us. While we’re not threatened, the air is horrible. I have friends and coworkers who don’t know yet if their homes still stand. Several…
Read MoreIt’s me as a meez!
Argh! Aye me hearties…
I’m not even going to try it… But today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Why we have one of those, I’ll never know for sure, but the fact remains… Have it we do! Check out Talk Like a Pirate for info… And Cap’n Dyke for a woman who does a far better job…
Read MoreFour Fun Facts
Because I’m bored this morning? Because I’m in a mood to do something easy? How about, just because? Four jobs I’ve had: ~ Stage Manager ~ Ambulance Driver/Attendant ~ Church Secretary ~ Managing Editor Four places I’ve been on vacation: ~ Del Norte Coast Redwoods – California ~ Death Valley – California ~ Virginia Beach…
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On a somewhat lighter note than yesterday… Thanks to the divorce-from-hell finally being over, I can now take my munchkins outside the county without written permission from their father – something that rates a difficulty level along the lines of having the Pope declare homosexual marriage a blessed sacrament, sanctified and happily performed by all…
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